Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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i have cancer

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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anti-joke teehee

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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