What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Diana and victoria

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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