Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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