- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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