What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Women's rights.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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clamidia

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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