What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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