SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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French people.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

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