I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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make me a sandwich!

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Winking at old people

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Anti Joke

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