What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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^that joke's not funny

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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