- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

YOLO

Whats 9 + 10 19

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Animal

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

knock knock. no one's home..

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