why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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