A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my names jim haha

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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