I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Netball.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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minorities

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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clamidia

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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pussy enough said

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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