- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

Hi Adam,

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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