What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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anti-joke teehee

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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