Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Anti Joke

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