Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Golf.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Haha pizza

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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