- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

The chicken crossed the road.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Knock knock! Yes?

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's 6+2? 16

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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