Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What's 6+2? 16

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a black father

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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marble

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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