- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Nickelback.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Women's rights.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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