Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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