hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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SAY

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Baseball

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What is Jason? Black.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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PENIS

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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