what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Mmmm, donuts

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Anti Joke

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