- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Women

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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