Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Hi poop!

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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barack osama

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drugs.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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