How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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