Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the mole say? Nothing

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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