What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Black people are clen.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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