- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's your mother, open the door.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

An Irishman stays home

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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