- Anti Joke

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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