What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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barack osama

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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