I am black.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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barack osama

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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The geese of Growmore

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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