wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Chuck Norris died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Knock Knock Good one...

Chaney is a dumb b****

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Men's rights.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

yo momma is so tall shes tall

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