Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Potato salad

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Jewish People

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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