- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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