You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Slavery lol

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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alcoholism kills

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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There is a car full of black people.

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drugs.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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barack osama

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