- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Water, please.

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

The WNBA

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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