Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I am black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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