- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

a banana

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Pianca going ham

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