What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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