How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

This is not Will Smith.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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