Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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i heart wiener

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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