- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

women's rights

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Men's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Y2K

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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