Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Obama.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Nickelback.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

pubic lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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