Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I won the game.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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penis

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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