- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What comes after "Q" R

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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