two fish are in a tank.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Bing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Come in

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Y2K

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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