yo momma is so tall shes tall

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Slavery lol

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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