A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Penis

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Haha

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Anti Joke

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