josh simpson has cancer

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Sea World Japan.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

dead babies

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

W.N.B.A.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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