Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Your life That's the joke

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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W.N.B.A.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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