- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

what is patrick wilson? smart

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