Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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