- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Ben is gay

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

women's rights

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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