Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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9:11 make a wish

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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