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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Dozer has a soul

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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