Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Herman Cain

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What lives underground? Grandpa

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

a banana

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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