your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Covietz has a large penis

Indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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