how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Knock Knock. Shut up.

This is not Will Smith.

W.N.B.A.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

lewis bedford

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Black people are clen.

Lacrosse

how does peploe get around they walk

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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