Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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W.N.B.A.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Dead babies.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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