when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Knock Knock. Go away!

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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