- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

a black guy leaves prison

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

penis

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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