What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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