- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Fruitcake

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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