- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Women's rights.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

suck my dick.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

go go gadget

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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