- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Nickelback.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Don't rape me!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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