want to go home? yea

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Nicholas Cage

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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