Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Indeed.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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AVI IS A FAG

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Jewish People

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i hate you.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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I came.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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