What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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chuck norris

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Hi poop!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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