Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

George W. Bush

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Penis

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

i wish i was a tree !

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Working hard or hardly working????

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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