What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Women rights.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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