- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Women's rights

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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