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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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