A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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