- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Knock Knock Good one...

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

penisface

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Men's rights

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

I can't think of a joke!

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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