- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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