- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

I won the game.

9/11

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Pickle!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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