A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Real jokes.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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anus soup

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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a black guy leaves prison

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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