What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Exactly what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A ginger rapping.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Women's rights.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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