Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

George W. Bush

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

What does a man like. food.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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