- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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I am a real homosexual

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Can I touch it?

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

George W. Bush

women's rights.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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