What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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