Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Y2K

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A van drives into a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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