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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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