- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

I like boys!!!!! CC

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Black Poeple

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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