A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

want to go home? yea

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Y2K

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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