Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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women's rights

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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