What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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go go gadget

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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womens rights!

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Adam Sandler.

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Anti Joke

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