- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Exactly what?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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