What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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French people

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

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