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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A black goes to college

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

A Mexican walks into a club.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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