What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Where else? The junk yard

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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