you wanna hear a joke? no

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Covietz has a large penis

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Time flies like a banana.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A ginger rapping.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

Google Doodles

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Anti Joke

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