- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Yo mama so fat she died

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A bar walks into your mother.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Tim's gay.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Justin Bieber

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Knock Knock. Shut up.

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