what do you call a cup?... a cup

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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women's rights

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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a little girl gets raped

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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