Miscarriages.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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a black father

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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