What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What should I name my dog?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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go go gadget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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