what is white and red all over? a ginger

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but there is a road to the super market

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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hi

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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