Get in the van

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Anti Joke

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