Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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penis that is all

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Miscarriages.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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