- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should I name my dog?

what is white and sticky? glue.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Amputations.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Sea World Japan.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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