What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Religion

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

your face.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you find....... there's a..........

NEVER

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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