Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Golf.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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