You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Grapefruit.

People Eating Tasty Animals

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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