How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Penis in a box.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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