- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

You know George Washington? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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