What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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The WNBA

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9/11

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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boobs

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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