Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

whats gay ? you

What is brown and sticky? Poop

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What is 69? A two digit number.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Mitt Romney for president.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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