- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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