Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Canada's army

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Hey, come here often? No.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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