- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

women's lacrosse.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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