Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Bumsniffer

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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