Icecream

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obama is a good president

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A guy is playing cod

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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