how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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go go gadget

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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