- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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