- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

the guy below me is gay

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