Women's rights

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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your mother is so lesbian

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Tim's gay.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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