- Anti Joke

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Pavel Novak

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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weiner? balls

Obama-Care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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