yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Someone told me about this website.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

whats pale and white your ass.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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