- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

The WNBA.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What did you say? I don't know.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

suck my dick.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Nah

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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