- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Dan O'Driscoll

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Anal cheese curds.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

knock knock Come in.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

It says so on your cap.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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