A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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whats gay ? you

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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