Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Justin Bieber

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Small titties.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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World Of Warcraft

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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