- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Dozer has a soul

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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