Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Nickelback.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

A man. That is all.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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