- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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