Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Hummer.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Bumsniffer

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Hitler is my role model

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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