Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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S.O.P.A

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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you just lost the game!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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