From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

ROSS G IS OBESE

Baseball

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Yeah, totally.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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