why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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ps3

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boobs

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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cms.......?????

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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