Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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you just lost the game!

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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