- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Anti jokes.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

your momma's an antijoke

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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