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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Good.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

want to go home? yea

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Justin Bieber

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

BUTTERFARTING

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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