A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Hummer.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Bumsniffer

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Hitler is my role model

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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"Hello." "Hi."

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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