- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

My mom just died....

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

An asian walks out of math class

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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