- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Knock knock. Come in.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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