Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Women's Rights

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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