A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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My Girlfriend

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NEVER

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's up? The sky.

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Anti Joke

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