What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Pavel Novak

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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