What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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BUTTERFARTING

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Boobs are nasty!

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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throbbing slobber

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