Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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KEVIN HART

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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