Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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