Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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weiner? balls

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Chuck Norris

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Akshaytiger World

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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