What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

steves legs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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