Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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