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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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