How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

brett is a dick

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How do magnets work?

Penis

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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