What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Steve Jobs.

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Compton

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Rebecca Black

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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