- Anti Joke

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

You know George Washington? He died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.