How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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throbbing slobber

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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That didn't hurt.

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