Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You know George Washington? He died.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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