- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Knock knock. Come in.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

A jew went to Germany.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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