Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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W.N.B.A.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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