Your mom goes to college

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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