- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

you just lost the game!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

A jew went to Germany.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Ben Colbert is gay

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