Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Fuck her

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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