- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

potato farming

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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