dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Anti Joke

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