Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Small titties.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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