what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Whats funnier than 24? 25

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Hey, Max!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Hi colton

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Women's rights.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Canida

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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