What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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That didn't hurt.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Black people are innocent.

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Teen pregnancy

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Nah

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