Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

the guy below me is gay

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Justin Bieber

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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