Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Hitler was Jewish.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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My mom.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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