What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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