- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

That didn't hurt.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Nah

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Teen pregnancy

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Black people are innocent.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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