What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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