Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Poop

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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