Will you marry me?

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Hummer.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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The WNBA

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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The WNBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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