You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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oh hiya come in

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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