Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Poop

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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This is not a good joke.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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the guy below me is gay

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Anti Joke

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