what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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