brett is a dick

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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The WNBA

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Anal cheese curds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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