- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Chaney is a dumb b****

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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