What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Steve Jobs.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

how does peploe get around they walk

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Chuck Norris.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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