- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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