- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

i love antijokes

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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