How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Lebron Traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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