- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Anti Joke

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