Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Patrick is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

That's what he said.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

thumb_up thumb_down +30

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Do you know that car over there? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

25

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops