- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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