Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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