Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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The WNBA.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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the your face joke

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Women's rights.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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