- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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