Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Tennesse

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Poopsack Jones

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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robin, get in the car.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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