I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Your doorbell is broken.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

9/11/2001

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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