- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Tennesse

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

robin, get in the car.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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