Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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