why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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