What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Microsoft Windows

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

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