Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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women's rights

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Pavel Novak

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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whos gay? you are

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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