What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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