q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

I have read the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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