Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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suck my dick.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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