Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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