Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Chrissy is funny.

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Sarah Palin is President

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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