a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Microsoft Windows

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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oh hiya come in

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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