What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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your life

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Amputations.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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