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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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