Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

To mamas so fat shes fat

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

women's rights

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Six million.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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