What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Women's rights.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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ha.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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The WNBA.

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Hello

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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