how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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minced oaths

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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