- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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