- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

the your face joke

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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