- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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