Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Your Mom

Did you know?

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

whats pale and white your ass.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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