Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Rebecca Black

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

cory is gay

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

who smells? •Liam

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Susie has Autism

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Frown is a four letter word.

Anti Joke

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