What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Boobs are nasty!

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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