You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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i love antijokes

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Sex. That is all.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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This is my joke. funny

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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the guy below me is gay

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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