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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Pavel Novak

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Women's Rights

Obama-Care

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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