Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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