How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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