What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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I don't get it

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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