Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Jokes are funny.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Romney 2012

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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