- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock. Come in.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Rock mattress.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

This is not a good joke.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Knock knock No one was home

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What flys? A fly

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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