two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

cms.......?????

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Whats9+10 19

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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