- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

The Economy

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Your Mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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