What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Your mom

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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you

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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