- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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