Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Sex. That is all.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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c+t+c?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Lil' Wayne

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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