Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What is worse

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

I only like NY as a friend.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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